There’s a story out of Norway about a hunter on
the loose
Who, in the forest, aimed his rifle at an
unsuspecting moose!
The hunter shot but the moose never looked up, no
he never even slowed
As the bullet missed him by a mile and hit a man
on his commode.
The man was in his cabin’s bathroom with the
doors and windows shut
When the errant bullet entered and lodged inside
his gut.
He was taken to the hospital after his surprised
discovery
And is expected, despite his injury, to make a
full recovery.
If you think about it, this man was shot with no
warning…no appeal
I wonder if he now knows how a hunted moose must
feel!
The embarrassed hunter was quickly taken to the
nearest police station
Where he’ll have to answer questions during his interrogation.
Does anyone else see the irony in this bumbling hunter’s
plan?
How he shoot’s a man on a toilet and he ends up
in the can!
While the unsuspecting moose, as fate would have
it got away
To roam the forests, and if he’s lucky live
another day.
If not irony then perhaps there’s poetic justice
in this case
Because there’s a moose alive in Norway today with
a big smile on his face.
No comments:
Post a Comment