Now I’m not necessarily complaining and I don’t
want to be coy
But Halloween has changed a bit since I was a
little boy.
Back then the candy bars were bigger and the
costumes less complex
Today the candy comes in littler pieces and there’s
quite a bit more sex.
We’d cut two eyes out of an old used sheet and
voila- we were a ghost.
There was always a competition for candy- to see
who got the most.
If there was a house on our street whose candy
we thought was prime
We’d wait a few minutes, exchange costumes, then
go back a second time.
When we got home we’d pour our candy out, we’d
smell, we’d open and we’d lick
We’d eat until we were made to stop, or until we
all got sick.
Yes, Halloween used to be about the children, it
was a cherished holiday
But recently the adults of the world have taken
it away.
Before the children stayed up late now they’re
put to bed instead
Because Adult Halloween doesn’t get started
until the kids are all in bed.
At an adult Halloween party as I’m sure you are
aware
There’s beer and wine, very little candy and
cleavage everywhere.
Sexy costumes are now the norm, much sexier than
way back when
But have you noticed they’re only sexier for the
women not the men?
For instance women have the Twerkin Teddy as worn
by Miley on TV.
While the men are dressed like Willie from the
show Duck Dynasty.
Men dress like Walter White from the series
Breaking Bad
Women can also dress like Walter, but are much
more scantily clad.
On a woman I’ve seen a sexy banana with the
peeling falling down
While the man was a bruised banana that made him
look just like a clown.
True a man can wear a patch and hat and be a
pirate cutie,
But the women’s pirate (did they even have them?)
seems to show a lot more booty.
And the fox says let the lady give the sexy fox
a whirl
While the man from the same video is in the
costume of a squirrel
Yes if you stop to think about it I’m sure
you’ll see just what I mean
The children are now secondary to the sex on
Halloween.
So women, not to worry this Halloween, show your
cleavage, have a beer
And think about the costume your daughter might
wear next year…
Oh I’ll enjoy the costumes this year, it’s all part
of my simple plan
To say Happy Halloween, pass out candy and be
glad that I’m a man.
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